They said they’d clean it next week.

Then the dryer overheated, the vent caught fire, and the fire trucks showed up before they could grab a photo album.

Nobody got hurt. However, despite the flames, smoke, and water damage, the final bill came to $23,400.

All from lint.

Here’s the truth no one likes to hear:

Dryer fires aren’t rare. According to the National Fire Protection Association:

  • 2,900 homes go up in smoke every year
  • 34% of those fires come from vents clogged with lint
  • And most of that lint hides inside walls.

Out of sight. Until you smell it.

But here’s the move that works:

Dryer vent cleaning. The real kind. Not the quick vacuum job. A proper cleaning:

  • Clears the duct, the wall port, and the flap outside
  • Takes under 30 minutes
  • Needs to happen 2 to 4 times a year (more if you’ve got pets, kids, or both)

We handle it every quarter for our plan members.

It’s not about dryer efficiency. It’s about not having to sleep in a hotel.

Dryer fires spread fast. Smoke stays for weeks. And the smell? You’ll be finding it in your shirts for months.

Let us take it off your Honey Do list, for good. 

Put it on your Zooby Do list.

We’ll keep your vents clean and your family safe.

No extra charge. Just part of the plan.

Jeffrey Eisenberg